Where the Hell Have I Been?

bath day1

Bath Remodel Day 1

Well that’s what I’d like to know! I saw myself in the mirror this morning, so there is proof I’m still here. Sometimes I’m afraid to ask questions like this for fear people will talk to me in that soft kindly voice reserved for crazy people.

Have this weird feeling like I fell between the sofa cushions, found something interesting in there and stayed for a week and a half. When finally coming out I’d only been gone 5 minutes. Been reading a lot, watching oddball Sci fi movies that no one fessed up to having heard of. Dreaming all kinds of weird dreams. According to my husband crawfish is a feature in some of them. Well I do love them. Maybe it’s just a hankering to visit New Orleans soon.

I resurfaced because they are demolishing my bathroom today. Probably be a good idea to be available for questions. Although now that I have my iPhone couldn’t I just hide in the closet while they take pictures and send them to me? Not sure why I’m feeling like such a recluse these days. Maybe I’m saving up my social energy for traveling.

Note the lovely avocado green tile. It will not be missed. Neither will the toilet that never stops running. It’s going to look so nice. Almost worth staying in town to see it happen.

6 responses

  1. Was it Thoreau that loved the solitude… or did he, just like us, fall in the cushions and couldn’t get out? I used to worry about doing that. Now, I just go with it for the day, or two, or three, or however many days it takes to get me out of the cushions again. I know inevitably I will climb back out. Even if it’s for some green stuff stuck on my walls… or between my teeth… or in my fridge. But thank God I can come back to reality after my cushion vacation from the world. Some can’t.

  2. Hey stop by The Dee Zone and pick up an award.

  3. think of it, your bathroom will look totally different while remodeling is finished!!

  4. This seems like an excellent time to go on holiday. Some where slightly exotic. If there’s not bidet in the loo, you don’t want to go there…

    No more hiding – get thee gone, woman!

  5. but but….I can’t wait any longer. I’m sick of looking at it! and the nasty grout holding it to the wall..barely. 🙂

  6. The green tile is “classic.” If you wait just a little longer it will most likely be back “in” 🙂

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