Spam Glorious Spam

Jammin with Spam

Been working diddling around the WordPress dashboard today. I got to browsing the spam folder. Some of them are really funny. I’m not sure why they are worded the way the are. Someone with an English as second language problem perhaps. Or computer generated. Some junk blogs I’ve come across seem almost spooky. Run by and for robots. Nary a human interaction. Link Farms galore. So people really make money from this doing this? I can’t imagine any other reason other than an overwhelming desire to annoy the living Be-Jeebus out of legit bloggers. But, I don’t claim to understand exactly what is going on. Just thought I’d share some of the funnier ones with y’all today. Happy Friday 🙂

  • Spam comment: Excellent publish. I just stumbled upon your site and also wished to state that I have really enjoyed searching your blog posts. Whatever the case I’m going to be subscribing to your own give food to and I we do hope you create again quickly!  Uh, thanks, I think? 
  • Spam comment: hi-ya i found your site today and I have read some great posts over here. I just wanna thanks you for sharing gratis sex so we all can learn about it!  Say what? Did I write an Ambien induced post about sex? 
  • Spam comment: This is often wondrous. Every stare upon good results substance so we are surprised. We are most certainly fascinated by one of these meals. Among appreciate slimmer s tip, and estimate the effort inside this. Please keep updating. They’re materially vital data gather which will give your observer an extremely clear out facts and figures.   I’m speechless. Meals? I don’t cook.

9 responses

  1. You’re absolutely right: spam DOES rock!

  2. I have a spammer who comes back, repeatedly, to the SAME article of mine with the EXACT same text every time.

    I also have the ugg boot sales people leave up to 10 at a time – I live in Australia and it is SUMMER. I am not buying ugg boots any time soon!

    Oh, and I agree with Candy – who might care to check out my article today – I WAS sharing sex, so my search terms told me……… sometimes they are weirder than spam comments!!

    1. You don’t wanna wear Ugg boots in the summer time? How manly is that? Oh, wait you’re a woman, and a hell of a woman at that. Thanks for sharing 🙂

  3. Those spam messages are funny. I don’t usually read them before deleting them, but now I might have to slow down a little so I can get a good laugh. Lord knows I need it.

    1. I give them a look see everyone once in a while. I’m always curious about what posts attracts spam bots. Then I started skimming over them more often because some of them are a hoot.

  4. candyforbreakfast | Reply

    Look,you’re a grown woman,if you want to share free sex so we can all learn about it,that’s your business.

    1. You are absolutely right. Maybe I devote a day to writing about it. And call it Sultry Saturday or something like that.

  5. I also find some of the spam funny – as I delete it. Where does it all come from, and why?

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