Howdy all. Just chilling on Sunday. Sooo, what Time Is It? Why it’s Beer O’Clock. Is it not? Why limit happy hour to one hour a day?
Beer Quotes:
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin
“As long as you’ve decided to drink all day there’s nothing wrong with starting early in the morning.”– George Carlin
“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.”
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
-Abraham Lincoln
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.”
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
-Ernest Hemmingway
“God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?”
-Restroom in The Irish Times, Washington DC
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
-Plato
If you have any further doubts about the virtues of beer consider this chart discovered at Leslie Fieger’s website.
Beer vs Milk
The average pint of beer contains: | The average pint of milk contains: |
92% water | 87% water |
5% alcohol | 0% alcohol |
150 calories | 200 calories |
15 grams of carbohydrates | 12.5 grams of carbohydrates |
0 fat | 16 grams of fat |
0 cholesterol | the equivalent cholesterol of 25 slices of bacon |
25% of adult daily requirement (ADR) of magnesium | 12% of adult daily requirement (ADR) of magnesium |
20% of ADR of phosphorus | 20% of ADR of phosphorus |
10% of ADR of potassium | 1% of ADR of potassium |
10% of ADR of Vitamin B2 (riboflavin) | 60% of ADR of Vitamin B2 |
35% of ADR of Vitamin B3 (niacin) | 0% of ADR of Vitamin B3 |
15% of ADR of Vitamin B6 | 12% of ADR of Vitamin B6 |
65% of ADR of B9 (Folic acid ) | 8% of ADR of B9 (Folic acid) |
150% of ADR of Vitamin B12 | 40% of ADR of B12 |
plus 75 mg of polyphenols, which help prevent cancer and cardiovascular disease | plus pus (yes pus), hormones, herbicides & pesticides (including dioxin)- all proven to cause cancers. |
plus enzymes that aid digestion and a promote a healthy digestive tract. | plus homocysteine -proven to cause Alzheimer’s, heartdisease as well as colon and prostate cancers. |
Related articles
- Man’s Lenten Diet: ‘Liquid Bread,’ Also Known As Beer (NPR.COM)
- Drunken Beauty Tips, Part II (atotalwasteofmakeupblog.com)
- Paul Villinski’s Beer Can Butterflies (neatorama.com)
- Ballard’s smallest brewery offers lots of variety (ballardnewstribune.com)
- Beer – #12 in a series – Old Peculier (pdubyah.com)
- Chow.com/Beer for Breakfast
I have many friends who would love this one!
Well share it with them 😀
I love beer, but it’s gone way of milk now. But I still have my coffee and occasionally, a glass or two of red wine…
I wish I could like red wine but it gives me an instant stomach ache for some reason. Strange, guess it’s still beer for me 🙂
What a pity I don’t like beer.
Well there’s always wine 🙂
Lovely stuff it is too……