This is too funny not to pass on 🙂

Kitchen Slattern

An open letter to the Race Committee

Dear Sirs,

As a participant in this year’s contest, I’ve got a bone or two to pick with you. If you will consult your records, you’ll see that me and the missus once again finished dead last as has been the case for the past five years, except for the unforgettable 2008 race in which we bested that pair from Lewiston. You’ll recall that in that contest Mr. Norman French was ultimately disqualified for doping after it was discovered that he’d been taking Viagra for six days straight in the run-up to the race.  Any man that’s been in that state for nigh on to a week — without relief — would surely have an unnatural amount of energy to burn, and so although we were disappointed to again bring up the rear, so to speak, we understood the committee’s decision and…

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3 responses

  1. Thanks for the shout out! I am suitably flattered and hopelessly outclassed.

    1. I’m glad you are flattered, I love your blog. I don’t think you are outclassed in anyway!

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